Astrology, whether you believe in zodiac signs or not, can undoubtedly be a funny way to communicate with each other and to make fun of various difficult situations through the characteristics attributed to each representative of the zodiac. Below we have created a list of the ways each zodiac sign reacts when they have their period, as well as the methods they can use to deal with the pain, swelling, mood swings and any negative emotions they feel during it.
Aries
How he feels: He wants to scream. He wants to grab everything in his field of vision. He wants to cause the “no swimming stick left” effect. Also, he absolutely cannot be confined to a bed/an armchair by the pain and hates from the depths of his Aries soul, hot water bottles and anything that refers to the above limitation.
What he can do: Focus on one of the dozens of new ideas that he continues to download seamlessly, despite the pain and discomfort, and use it creatively.
Taurus
How she feels: She wants to eat. This happens every day, but especially on her period days she wants to eat everything, from burgers to fried pancakes and from touloumbas to rice cakes, sometimes one after the other without a break. Of course, because she is an earth sign, at the same time she feels like she is returning to the embrace of mother nature and “recharging her batteries” (yes, she uses this expression to describe it, even though she hates it).
What can he do: Take on a food column, that is, why waste so much effort and not share the "10 best fried cheese pies in Athens"?
Twin
How she feels: She wants to talk. To call her mother/father/brother/sister/mother-in-law/fourth cousin/former principal/former elementary school teacher and share every difficult moment of this life (and possibly the previous ones she feels she's lived through). Oh, and in case she can't find any of the above on any communication platform, she can take to the streets and talk to even eighteen-year-olds - they have souls too, kid.
What he can do: Record these valuable associations so that one day he can publish a personal diary and solve forever any financial problem he may have.
Cancer
How does he feel: “ How do you want him to feel? How would you feel? What’s happening is unfair. It’s UNFAIR. WHY DID BARBRA STREISANT DIVORCE ROBERT REDFORD IN THE WAY WE WERE? WHY DID THOMAS MARRY DRACULA AND NOT YAMBULIA IN PARA PENTE? Life is so unfair - and this hot water bottle is so cold, press pause, I’m going to boil it and I’ll come see the other movies I found .”
What it can do: To burst out without remorse or guilt. Unapologetically, as we say in the village. Come, please, where we will make excuses for hurting and crying and watching any moving film that has been made since cinema was invented.
Leo
How she feels: Like Maria Callas when she performed Casta Diva. Like Angela Dimitriou when she goes out to sing “Saturday Night” in a packed store at 12 o'clock at night. Like Mulan when she climbed onto the horse and saved her comrades from the devastation of the avalanche. All of this together, but with pain, constantly repeating the phrase “you will not defeat me, I will defeat you”, and doing a “buonitsa” in the air.
What he can do: Not to resort to exuberance, because he is more tired than he is willing to admit.
Virgin
How she feels: She wants to maintain the schedule she has already been on for days, but the moodiness of her period and the pain are two very serious obstacles - which unfortunately do not disappear even with the Favorite Problem-solving Method of the Unresponsive Virgins (for short, A.M.A.P.A.P.), namely cleaning products. Consequently, she finds herself in an Artificial Pointless Dead End (for short, T.A.X.N.).
What he can do: Leave things to their own devices for once - and in a few days order will be fully restored.
Libra
How he feels: He wants to whine, but his innate tendency to make everyone happy usually "suppresses" this reasonable desire, resulting in him internalizing this moodiness and breaking out in three liters of ice cream - which is not bad at all, but sometimes ineffective from a psychological point of view.
What he can do: Speak freely and stop being ashamed of putting personal needs above the common good: the planet won't be saved because he whines like a human once.
Scorpio
How he feels: He wants aliens to invade the entire planet and for us to all die a martyr's death together, despite this, Scorpio can withstand the pain and usually manages to deal with it with the "Scorpio" method, which is summed up in the phrase "I'm ostentatiously ignoring you and going to watch some true crime series or the latest season of Nikolouli's shows."
What he can do: Not to watch Sosso Papadimas' Best of on YouTube every time because he gets more ideas for destroying the world and no matter what day it is, he never knows what could go wrong.
Sagittarius
How she feels: She wants to transmit to the whole world this inherent optimism/tendency to beautify everything, so she tries to find the good in all this pain/swelling/discomfort and although she struggles to achieve it, she doesn't give up, singing "I Will Survive" around the house, like Aspasia in La Dolce Vita.
What he can do: Show us how he manages it (we also tried to dust ourselves off by singing, like Aspasia - it didn't work).
Capricorn
How she feels: First of all, she's nervous that she can't work (although, like all representatives of the zodiac, she firmly believes in the institutionalization of the possibility of taking leave due to menstruation) and secondly, she's nervous because she prefers to complain about other things that might happen (such as the pounding she's suffered for a few years by Saturn).
What it can do: Help institutionalize the above permission - something for which all representatives of the zodiac must cooperate, but Capricorn will definitely be in the lead position of the effort.
Aquarius
How he feels: That even this period should not be an inhibiting factor in his creativity and drive, the avant-garde he represents and his resistance to any norm. All of this, of course, may be bent when he sits in front of the screen and starts watching television (especially nature documentaries) until dawn and he realizes that the daydreaming is over and none of the work he had planned got done.
What can he do: Recommend me some good documentaries, you don't have to be productive every day, you're not a machine.
Pisces
How he feels: He wants to cry, not only because he feels pain, but because he feels the futility of human existence, which potentially nullifies any attempt to absorb a ray of optimism, wherever it may come from. That is until he sees that there is a black forest cake in the fridge, at which point he forgets everything and starts calling, "Hey, what's the news? There's going to be a new Fame Story. What have you heard?"
What he can do: Tell us how he can change topics on the daily agenda so easily, as this alternation of serious joke - joke serious is the only way for all representatives of the zodiac to get it right, especially in 2020.
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